HALLELUJAH! A SEX TOY THAT SUCKS...

BY SARA DARLING
LELO HAVE NAILED THE LONG INTENSE ORGASM
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Let’s face it, the last twelve months have been pretty lonely. Even more so if you’re single. No human contact, no light caresses, intimate touches and most certainly no kissing! 

It’s no wonder that people like me are looking to enhance their self pleasure. Look after number one as no-one else is.. 

And the clever developers at Lelo have upped the ante on their super popular Cruise toy. Ideal for us girls, it’s a vibrator without a penis! The Cruise 2 is a completely new notion for me, as all my playthings have automatically come with a shaft of some description, or at least an object that is inserted into your love box. 

But the Cruise 2 is perfect for those looking to take a break from the bang bang of a vibrator. Rather than aiming to stretch you open with an oversized dildo and fill you up with plastic, this neat and nifty piece of equipment is shaped like a clam shell, and has a mouth type opening that clamps externally onto the vulva to do some investigative nibbling and blowing. Instead of using a stimulating motor, the science comes from sonic pulses which externally excite the clitoris, and is a pretty awesome idea for those who need clit-stim to cum.

Coined SenSonic technology, you can actually use the toy anywhere you fancy including on your nipples or bum, as the design has a body friendly shape and is created to transmit sensual vibrations wherever you choose. 

Meaning the whole affair of getting down to business is rather genteel. Light yourself some candles, put on some Barry White (or equivalent) and slip down your pants (actually it’s not even necessary to take off your knickers as the ergonomic toy fits in your palm perfectly and we all know you can have some hand play without removing anything but I digress) and introduce the deep, comfortable, silicone mouth opening to your lady bits and let the fast- or gentle suction-style sonic waves get to work their magic for your most intense orgasm yet. 

You will probably have to have a bit of banter with the buttons to find out how to turn it on, and which adjuster does what- they’re pretty close together and you *may be concentrating on other things! But the fun part starts when you let your new virtual squeeze get to work. Starting ever so softly, there are twelve programmes to choose from, which cover just about every fantasy- and believe me, there is nothing like this sensation of getting intimately simulated by a giant stereo speaker.
 
You can keep going for hours as the new improved charge keeps pulsing, revving, waving, vibrating or sucking for up to 120 minutes! What man could ever do that?! And for those times when you do get carried away, the new technology means the pressure doesn’t fade with contact. 

You also get a USB cord for charging, a warranty and instructions; and very useful for people like me- a discreet travel pouch! 

It’s a different experience from a real live lover, but it may very well be the next best thing.
Buy yours here